The Internet Saved My Life

So I am not really one of those domestic types, but sometimes a girl has got to do what a girl has got to do. And last night, I was determined to get off the dirt and smashed plumbs (There is a plumb tree outside. Don’t judge.) that were smashed into the carpet by the shoes of people who come to look at our house. It left HUGE, black and purple stains. It was nasty. I hated them. They had to go.

So I looked up on the internet how to fix this problem without scrubbing a lot, because I am lazy.

The internet wisely told me to use:

2 cups hot water
1 teaspoon Dawn (or any dish soap)
1 teaspoon white vinegar

You mix these together, and rub the carpet with a white cloth.

Um, it worked perfectly. I didn’t scrub. I just wiped the area a little. It had a cool foam reaction, too. I love you, internet. I love you.