COOL STUFF!

I've kind of always wondered why American is called America. Dictionary.com totally answered my question. Read it and weep, Columbus!:

Why America is called America

This one time I felt really smart and found this site that tells me all the crimes that happen in certain areas. I stalked Portland. My sister Tiana is going to DIE or get majorly robbed. Start sending her funeral flowers now: THE CRIME FINDER OF AWESOME.